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FMLs submitted from Texas

Today, I told my mom I want to try out for American Idol. She responded with, "You don't take disappointment well." FML

#59071
24 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by abbyleigh08 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

#34306
44 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by yerface - United States (Texas)

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

#23513
59 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by tylerlove361 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML

#20879
13 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by Flavorite (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand and gave me his contact card. FML

#5748
15 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 7:54pm - love - by myrie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

#5189
59 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

#2972
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23511) - you deserved it (2143)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:03am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

#2777
38 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 6:22am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, the pharmacy lady wished me a happy birthday. I was buying the morning after pill. FML

#2565
47 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by God hates me - United States (Texas)

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

#2379
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20226) - you deserved it (1866)

On 01/23/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by raybandy - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a mailer from Adam and Eve with a bunch of hard core porn ads inside. I have been getting these since i ordered a Pirate porn video a few months ago. I was gone for a few weeks overseas. My mother-in-law was getting the mail. FML

#2226
31 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 4:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

#1633
15 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 4:50pm - animals - by dirtyfoot - United States (Texas)

Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML

#1517
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21843) - you deserved it (1868)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by biblio - United States (Texas)



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