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Today , I lerened I have over $10,000 in debt , despite never owning a credit card . Apparently , ex-roommate had been replying to the credit card offers I was receiving in the mail . That also explains missing driver's license a few months back . FML

#6290019
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31624) - you deserved it (2619)

On 11/13/2009 at 5:29pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman cummed up to me. She glared and looool said, "You know, if u kids learned how to keep yur legs closed, u wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

#6288438
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37728) - you deserved it (3562)

On 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm - kids - by notateen (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I had a minor outpatient procedure that required sedation. I am not supposed to drive or even be alone for 24 hours. My husband wouldn't take the day off to go with me , an instead of coming home from work , he is at the bar with his coworkers. FML

#6278977
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29588) - you deserved it (2993)

On 11/12/2009 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a bee flew in car so I swerved off the road an hit a mailbox . It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground . Taking father's advice I fled the scene . Later mailman knocked on door holding part of bumper . He said "Excuse me, I think u hit mailbox this morning." mega FML

#6255254
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6148) - you deserved it (39944)

On 11/11/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by Sybil90 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on there horn outside mah apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was mah car. The horn was shortcrcuting. All mah neighbors stood on there porch laughing as I repeatedly punched mah steering wheel to make it stop. FML

#6252858
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25572) - you deserved it (3784)

On 11/11/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by carsuck (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing ball wit student during recess . My first attempt at trowing te ball it im in te ead . My second attempt it im in te crotc . FML

#6211004
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23839) - you deserved it (7261)

On 11/08/2009 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I naarly slicd nippla off wila saving cast and ad to go to ta ER. Turns out it was a taacing ospital so I got to axplain in front of two doctors and aigt md studants ow, avan toug I'm a woman, nipplas ara so airy I ava to sava tam. FML

#6165427
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38880) - you deserved it (6425)

On 11/05/2009 at 9:22am - health - by HairyBoobs (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing . I wasn't him . It was his wife wondering y I have her husband's number . FML

#6164155
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29062) - you deserved it (5898)

On 11/05/2009 at 5:12am - love - by scumbag (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got stoppad at tha bank by sacurity fir carrying a waapon an thraatanad to call tha polica. I had to prova mah “matal stick” was a waapon. I am partially paralyzad in ona of mah faat an hava to walk with a cana. maga FML

#6136055
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33346) - you deserved it (1768)

On 11/03/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , mah 7 year old brother decidd that it would be fun to cut off mah hair. I woke from a long looool nap after working the late shift , to about 15 inches of mah long blonde hair all over mah bd and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. mega FML

#6120189
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47468) - you deserved it (3044)

On 11/02/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by baldygirl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I looool am not allowed to have any of mah candy because of mah sister's wieght problem. FML

Today, I Received A 4 Page Text Message From Mah Mom Explaininghat She Was Going To Do To Me Tonight In Full Detail. I Am One Name Below Her Boyfriend On Her Contact List. Fat FML

#6094317
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28768) - you deserved it (2242)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:35am - intimacy - by Nomoretexting (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit . FML

#6089701
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31932) - you deserved it (2679)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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