Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML
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On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)
Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML
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On 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by NeverGonnaGetAny (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 2:34am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, After I got home from school I went to my room to find the maid had cleaned it, also to find a bag labeled "trash" it was all the sketches and paintings I had done in art class, which is my major plan for college. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 5:46pm - misc - by Photos - United States (Texas)
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by sadguy (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I told my mom I want to try out for American Idol. She responded with, "You don't take disappointment well." FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by abbyleigh08 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by yerface - United States (Texas)
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by tylerlove361 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by Flavorite (man) - United States (Texas)
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