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Today, my boyfriend started to plan our wedding. He included a clown. FML

#11027844
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34471) - you deserved it (7646)

On 06/07/2010 at 2:43am - love - by soccerbooty - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65242) - you deserved it (8014)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "volcano face". FML

#10973475
127 comments

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On 06/04/2010 at 8:07pm - misc - by morgan_love11 - United States (Texas)

Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML

#10855287
122 comments

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On 05/30/2010 at 1:12am - animals - by Alpheas - United States (Texas)

Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school until we were all soaked. Then we were told that they put fertilizer in the water. I'm soaked in manure. Now I know why it tasted weird. FML

#10777630
130 comments

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On 05/26/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by noraidk - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell down the stairs carrying a huge TV. Don't worry, my body cushioned the TV's fall. FML

#10774629
104 comments

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On 05/26/2010 at 10:21am - misc - by hatestomove - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to lay out and tan. I fell asleep and got sun burned and bitten numerous times by mosquitoes. If I scratch my itch, the burn hurts terribly. If I don't scratch it, it itches terribly. FML

#10772340
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15200) - you deserved it (32439)

On 05/26/2010 at 4:17am - health - by kaylajere - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

#10642030
282 comments

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On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)

Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My cell phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML

#10516903
159 comments

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On 05/13/2010 at 10:11pm - misc - by BigMouth McRedface (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML

#9796070
96 comments

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On 04/11/2010 at 2:34am - intimacy - by dannytriplet - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks to me is when she needs money. FML

#9177889
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28484) - you deserved it (2841)

On 03/18/2010 at 1:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

#9153191
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32201) - you deserved it (4631)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:05am - love - by Girl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML

#9149422
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33092) - you deserved it (3670)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:18am - animals - by LG (woman) - United States (Texas)



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