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Today, my hours got cut because I couldn't make it into work when they called me in. Why couldn't I make it in? I was in an interview for a better job. I didn't get the job. FML

#12665553
104 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by thyella87 - United States (Texas)

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

#12626936
295 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by captainocd - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

#12623865
148 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 11:28am - love - by yup okay (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours while she told me all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year. FML

#12599218
77 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

#12552157
94 comments

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On 08/16/2010 at 1:03am - love - by 86145 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML

#12534816
108 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 4:42am - misc - by Lifeless (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML

#12453698
83 comments

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On 08/11/2010 at 12:33pm - misc - by Jorgina226 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML

#12386734
155 comments

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On 08/08/2010 at 4:49am - love - by LadyGagasLOVER (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to clear up some storm damage. I carefully cut a tree that was threatening to fall on my house. It fell on my neighbor's house instead. He's taking me to court for damages. FML

#12365331
64 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Zinfandel (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML

#12322753
225 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)

Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML

#12317472
91 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 9:13pm - misc - by Mustang (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML

#12126725
162 comments

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On 07/26/2010 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by robm (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML



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