Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

FMLs submitted from Texas

Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML

#15026564
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34169) - you deserved it (4967)

On 02/18/2011 at 9:47am - misc - by ihavenothing - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

#15020532
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27159) - you deserved it (4535)

On 02/17/2011 at 9:16pm - money - by needofmoney (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

#14990057
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25873) - you deserved it (3513)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:10pm - love - by Ugh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

#14960635
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12049) - you deserved it (28369)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

#14944221
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35055) - you deserved it (20894)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by Keith walk - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML

#14943630
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57848) - you deserved it (4417)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

#14941696
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35945) - you deserved it (4961)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8180) - you deserved it (60401)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer had kept my I.D by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

#14914923
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26047) - you deserved it (3747)

On 02/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I logged onto a website that offered free tutoring. After chatting with the online tutor, he started flirting with me. I was just looking for some help with my homework, not a creeper. FML

#14876662
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24505) - you deserved it (5634)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Chasity (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming birthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing her husband and said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML

#14841865
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36483) - you deserved it (3789)

On 02/04/2011 at 5:43pm - misc - by smbcolorado - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML

#14802343
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26150) - you deserved it (2612)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

#14792881
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27526) - you deserved it (2767)

On 02/01/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by isystuff (woman) - United States (Texas)



FML's blog

  • Tania's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! How are you all doing? This week has been quite eventful for some people. Uber has been causing taxi drivers here and there to get their knickers in a twist, notable over here in France, which caused…

Friday 26 June 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: