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Today, while taking pictures by the pool, my friend wanted to use my camera. I told her to put the wrist strap on so it wouldn't fall into the pool. She dropped the camera while trying to put the strap on. FML

#12057570
125 comments

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On 07/23/2010 at 1:58am - misc - by Me. - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

#11570883
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7942) - you deserved it (52427)

On 06/30/2010 at 7:06pm - misc - by Crash (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML

#11548771
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17633) - you deserved it (24051)

On 06/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by Tp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to boxing and this hot chick asked me if I was wearing a sports cup. I replied yes, when I wasn't. I thought she was going to check with her hand and feel. She checked with her knee. FML

#11442644
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7665) - you deserved it (60920)

On 06/25/2010 at 1:09am - health - by Gbeat411 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

#11418023
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35475) - you deserved it (4653)

On 06/24/2010 at 1:09am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, a 75 year old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML

#11412835
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32092) - you deserved it (2720)

On 06/23/2010 at 9:51pm - misc - by hurricane0331 - United States (Texas)

Today, it was the girl of my dreams' birthday. She already knows I am totally in love with her. So for her birthday I decided to buy her a $60 dollar bottle of rum for her and her friends to have fun with. She picked it up from my house with her new boyfriend waiting in the car. FML

#11409432
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22086) - you deserved it (32550)

On 06/23/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML

#11264339
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28442) - you deserved it (3427)

On 06/17/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by katiebabby - United States (Texas)

Today, while in line at the waterpark, I looked down to find my 3 year old daughter chewing on a used band-aid. FML

#11056176
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35755) - you deserved it (6514)

On 06/08/2010 at 12:07pm - kids - by sarahfromthesouth - United States (Texas)



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