Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatched my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML
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On 05/09/2013 at 6:11am - misc - by Uwrongfodat (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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On 05/08/2013 at 1:48pm - misc - by trice (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML
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On 05/06/2013 at 8:52pm - misc - by blondie107 - United States (Texas)
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
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On 05/05/2013 at 8:56pm - kids - by me - United States (Texas)
Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML
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On 05/04/2013 at 1:17am - work - by charishard - United States (Texas)
Today, I was feeling down about being stuck in bed after ankle surgery. I thought I would go ahead and call my boss and let him know everything went well. He said the obligatory nice things, then told me that if I'm not at work on Monday, I'll be fired. I can't even get out of bed. FML
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On 05/03/2013 at 1:35am - work - by clutzasaurus (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." FML
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On 05/02/2013 at 11:04am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my 15-year-old brother got busted for selling pills at school. The officer said they were reddish pink, so we searched the house for that kind of pill. Turns out it was my dog's medicine from over 4 years ago. FML
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On 04/25/2013 at 12:54am - kids - by kkt - United States (Texas)
Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching my room. FML
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On 04/15/2013 at 6:11pm - misc - by MyLifeSucks (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
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On 04/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off a lottery ticket. No, I didn't win anything. FML
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On 04/06/2013 at 12:59am - health - by Kotoko (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML
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On 04/02/2013 at 6:30am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I realized that I'm so lonely I can no longer whack off without bursting into tears and crying like a little bitch. FML
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On 03/29/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Monday 17 June 2013
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