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Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML

#14563529
185 comments

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On 01/13/2011 at 6:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

#14321836
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8408) - you deserved it (26466)

On 12/24/2010 at 9:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML

#14211763
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35846) - you deserved it (3406)

On 12/15/2010 at 10:07am - intimacy - by mom2010 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

#13768477
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45417) - you deserved it (3984)

On 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm - kids - by - (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got fired from my job where you build teddy bears. I got fired not because I did anything wrong, just because they don't like my personality. I'd never worked with my boss, and that means all the employees that work there had a meeting about me, and all confirmed they don't like me. FML

#13710302
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21400) - you deserved it (5626)

On 11/04/2010 at 1:19am - work - by upsetandunjustified (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

#13655467
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18114) - you deserved it (23452)

On 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm - love - by yummy(: - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I returned a friends jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

#13388494
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22693) - you deserved it (6738)

On 10/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by ewwy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML

#13283884
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30248) - you deserved it (4622)

On 10/02/2010 at 12:22am - love - by laterchoice (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a girl I work with was talking to me in an Eeyore voice. I'm not sure if it's because she's sad and pathetic, or if she thinks I'm sad and pathetic. FML

#13155074
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17903) - you deserved it (3377)

On 09/22/2010 at 10:36am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

#12997934
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6899) - you deserved it (54886)

On 09/11/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my 8 year old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML

#12989156
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35706) - you deserved it (4106)

On 09/10/2010 at 10:56am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I bumped into a lady in the New Jersey airport. After I politely apologized she said, "Watch your step, asshole." FML

#12984210
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24816) - you deserved it (4826)

On 09/09/2010 at 11:15pm - misc - by higagram (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had a volleyball game against our rivals. I hit myself in the face with the ball 3 times, fell flat on my face against the court, and later had an asthma attack with no inhaler in sight. We lost the game. FML

#12879741
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23490) - you deserved it (5986)

On 09/03/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)



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