Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 10:29pm - misc - by sweeeeet (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by youlyingjerk (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I got yelled at by one of my bosses. The reason? I was yawning. I work at Starbucks. Apparently I wasn't 'promoting' correctly. FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 12:29am - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 7:40am - love - by BetrayedGirl (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 12:24am - love - by lug_nut (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the random ones who ask to be my friend on Call of Duty because I have the word "girl" in my name. FML
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On 12/30/2009 at 12:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by gotthewrongman (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)
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