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Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
302 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After calling her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML

#15893530
64 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 1:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

#15741508
304 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)

­Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

#15726248
172 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, that all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. FML

#15448287
242 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 12:38pm - money - by Username - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I have no cell phone reception as I am visiting family who lives on the side of a mountain. They told me there was service on top of the mountain, so I hiked up. Only when I got there did I realize I'd left my phone back down at the house. FML

#15342486
102 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 9:25pm - misc - by nooooo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML

#15291539
92 comments

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On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

#15237271
97 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

#15152021
135 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

#15139956
115 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 2:28pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

#15098216
112 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by Annie (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

#15091892
80 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by storyofmylife (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

#14630933
209 comments

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On 01/18/2011 at 8:49pm - animals - by fml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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