Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 1:33am - misc - by BadGuyLuck (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my parents dragged me along to a family soccer game. I got so bored watching a bunch of grown men practically buttfucking each other between kicking balls around the field, that I fell asleep. I woke up a few hours later to an empty field and had to walk five miles back home. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by so bored -__- (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by music man (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 10:53am - love - by DBZ (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck teh poleese (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by maryfaithh (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 8:40pm - work - by lions214 (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I got married. About five minutes after I got my huge wedding dress on, I had to pee. It took three people to help me not pee on my dress, and my bridesmaids took pictures. FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 3:30am - love - by summinay - United States (Tennessee)
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by ugadawgs09 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
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On 10/04/2011 at 8:14pm - love - by Nickolas Neffster - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)
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