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Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML

#10699
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I agree, your life sucks (6807) - you deserved it (30568)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by Foot In Mouth (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

#9285
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I agree, your life sucks (35466) - you deserved it (9196)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

#6669
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35359) - you deserved it (8225)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:16pm - intimacy - by Zippyzoo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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