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Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

#22156
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31179) - you deserved it (4871)

On 02/10/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response: "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

#15560
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28089) - you deserved it (3454)

On 02/08/2009 at 6:34pm - misc - by mer (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML

#10699
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6812) - you deserved it (30598)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by Foot In Mouth (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

#9285
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35507) - you deserved it (9199)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

#6669
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35401) - you deserved it (8227)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:16pm - intimacy - by Zippyzoo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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