Today, my college economics class had a big test. We all needed a scantron sheet, but some people forgot some. I had an extra one and this really hot girl offered to buy it for $1.00. I said I'd give it to her for her number. She looked around and asked "Does anyone else have an extra?" FML
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On 03/28/2009 at 8:13pm - misc - by thathurt (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML
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On 03/24/2009 at 4:52pm - money - by dude (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I went to Hot Topic to look for a poster of my friend's favorite band for her birthday. I found the perfect one, and I grabbed one from the bottom of the shelf that was rolled up into a long box. When she opened it at the restaurant, it was a picture of two naked girls touching each other. FML
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On 03/22/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML
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On 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by SmoothTalker (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by seriously? (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by skipper - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I feel in love with him and I think we should be together. His response: "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 6:34pm - misc - by mer (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by Foot In Mouth (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 5:16pm - intimacy - by Zippyzoo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
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