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FMLs submitted from Telford and Wrekin

Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML

#21480476
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I agree, your life sucks (23527) - you deserved it (2123)

On 10/15/2015 at 5:47pm - misc - by lacucarcha (woman) - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today, my 20-year-old came whining to me, asking why his job interviews keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. FML

#20533491
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33026) - you deserved it (4428)

On 03/06/2013 at 1:04pm - kids - by ProudMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

#19761420
391 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19465) - you deserved it (61991)

On 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by k - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)



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