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Today, after celebrating my birthday yesterday, getting really drunk, I woke up naked in the bathroom at my girlfriend's house. Why did I wake up? Her father walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5426) - you deserved it (17142)

On 03/02/2010 at 8:42am - misc - by littmild (man) - Norway (Telemark)

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Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10428) - you deserved it (18922)

On 01/28/2010 at 6:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Telemark)



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