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FMLs submitted from Tasmania

Today, I waited thirty minutes for a bus that stopped running three weeks ago. FML

#21321887
35 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 2:45am - misc - by Stupid - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall, my mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked: 'TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK'. FML

#21073837
109 comments

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On 02/28/2014 at 4:06am - kids - by Ohgodmother (man) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I found on Facebook that my best friend of 10 years is getting married next week. I'm guessing my invite got lost in the mail. FML

#20976772
88 comments

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On 12/01/2013 at 7:43am - misc - by JD - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML

#20108628
95 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 1:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML

#18949716
102 comments

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On 01/30/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML

#16340964
53 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 9:55am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I was doing photography, and decided to climb onto the roof of a building to photograph the city. I dropped a square of chocolate over the edge just to appreciate the height. Apparently somebody saw me, I was arrested and am now being charged for trespassing and firing missiles. FML

#13883371
128 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 11:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I didn't get promoted, but the guy who showed up to work drunk a few weeks ago did. FML

#6691372
62 comments

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On 12/10/2009 at 5:38am - work - by Hmmwtf (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML

#6401579
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8891) - you deserved it (34956)

On 11/22/2009 at 4:15am - animals - by jaydiv (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)



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