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FMLs submitted from Tasmania

Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML

#18949716 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (13480) - you deserved it (3757)

On 01/30/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML

#16340964 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (6818) - you deserved it (24523)

On 05/25/2011 at 9:55am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I was doing photography, and decided to climb onto the roof of a building to photograph the city. I dropped a square of chocolate over the edge just to appreciate the height. Apparently somebody saw me, I was arrested and am now being charged for trespassing and firing missiles. FML

#13883371 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (10579) - you deserved it (15846)

On 11/17/2010 at 11:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I didn't get promoted, but the guy who showed up to work drunk a few weeks ago did. FML

#6691372 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (22710) - you deserved it (1783)

On 12/10/2009 at 5:38am - work - by Hmmwtf (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML

#6401579 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (5087) - you deserved it (22131)

On 11/22/2009 at 4:15am - animals - by jaydiv (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)



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