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Today, I was outside with my two new kittens. A woman came rushing over, saying how glad she was that they were outside. She then started complaining that she had only been able to see them through the windows previously. I have no idea who she is or where she lives. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30066) - you deserved it (1996)

On 04/07/2015 at 3:14am - animals - by cat.imakittycat. (woman) - New Zealand (Taranaki)

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40052) - you deserved it (10905)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Taranaki)

Today, I failed my trigonometry exam because my scientific calculator was on the wrong setting. FML

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141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16559) - you deserved it (40883)

On 09/25/2010 at 4:57am - misc - by trigfail - New Zealand (Taranaki)



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