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Today, I was outside with my two new kittens. A woman came rushing over, saying how glad she was that they were outside. She then started complaining that she had only been able to see them through the windows previously. I have no idea who she is or where she lives. FML


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On 04/07/2015 at 3:14am - animals - by cat.imakittycat. (woman) - New Zealand (Taranaki)

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML


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On 10/30/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Taranaki)

Today, I failed my trigonometry exam because my scientific calculator was on the wrong setting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18152) - you deserved it (43584)

On 09/25/2010 at 4:57am - misc - by trigfail - New Zealand (Taranaki)

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