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Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

#20889155
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I agree, your life sucks (47991) - you deserved it (3560)

On 09/20/2013 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Szeged)

Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32461) - you deserved it (3947)

On 02/17/2013 at 5:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Szeged)



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