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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

#20042043
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32589) - you deserved it (2276)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:03am - love - by wtf - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, I woke up at 4:40AM and went to the kitchen. My brother and his steel-capped boots easily found me in the dark. FML

#16005260
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27396) - you deserved it (3704)

On 05/01/2011 at 2:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, I got sent home from work for appearing stoned/under the influence of drugs. I suffer from severe hay fever, which no antihistamine has fixed yet, hence the red and glassy eyes. FML

#7121915
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29132) - you deserved it (2140)

On 01/03/2010 at 5:59am - health - by nzkristy (woman) - New Zealand (Southland)



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