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Today, I downloadd an application that notifies mehen mah phone is fully chargd !! I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in an went to bd !! A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself !! big fat FML
Today, I found out that mah mom had read mah diary because she was worried. She now knows details about mah depression, details about mah sex life, such as how I lost mah virginity, to whom (I don't have a boyfriend), an wat condition I was in at the time (drunk as a duck). She also showed mah dad. big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015