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Today, I downloadd an application that notifies mehen mah phone is fully chargd !! I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in an went to bd !! A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself !! big fat FML

#19207930
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30239) - you deserved it (9472)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when boyfriend decidd to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain wieght around them?" FML

#18089011
122 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by The fat and the ugly (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I got a bonar in ta MRI looool macinaila ma palvic bona was baing scannad. FML

#16218945
192 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML

#15136903
166 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by awkward (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I found out that mah mom had read mah diary because she was worried. She now knows details about mah depression, details about mah sex life, such as how I lost mah virginity, to whom (I don't have a boyfriend), an wat condition I was in at the time (drunk as a duck). She also showed mah dad. big fat FML

#6389585
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35528) - you deserved it (20088)

On 11/21/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

2day in tha aarly hours of tha morning... a workar startd drilling tha road right in front of my window. Ha stoppd 5 minutas bafora my alarm clock rang. FML

#71
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50287) - you deserved it (3572)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)



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