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Yesterday, mah little sister randomly cummed up to me an said: "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted mah back, an walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. big fat FML

#21324793
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I agree, your life sucks (31583) - you deserved it (2799)

On 12/26/2014 at 4:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Southend-on-Sea)

Today, my brother trid to pay me to teach him how to French-kiss, so he wouldn't screw up on his first date. I'm shockd that the weirdo managd to get a date in the first place. FML

#21094457
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I agree, your life sucks (40668) - you deserved it (4123)

On 03/23/2014 at 4:25pm - love - by doesn't fuck on the first, thank god (woman) - United Kingdom (Southend-on-Sea)

Today, mah wife changed her name back to her maiden name. Why? So people would stop asking questions about us. We have been married fir 15 years. FML

#7411056
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I agree, your life sucks (27597) - you deserved it (2340)

On 01/18/2010 at 12:06am - love - by unloved (man) - United Kingdom (Southend-on-Sea)



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