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FMLs submitted from Southampton

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

#18979126 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (15388) - you deserved it (3490)

On 02/02/2012 at 8:02pm - love - by lillymean (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

#18609988 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (8573) - you deserved it (1394)

On 12/25/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I had to climb up and sit in a tree for half an hour to avoid being mauled by a huge, insane dog. Its weird-looking owner eventually turned up, sneered at me, and walked off with the visibly smug dog in tow. FML

#17974587 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (6769) - you deserved it (766)

On 10/13/2011 at 11:55am - animals - by Doglover - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I was getting ready for a date when I noticed a spot on my chin. To get rid of it, I applied my sister's spot cream rather than picking it off. Within minutes, my entire chin looked like a swollen tomato. FML

#15187189 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (18588) - you deserved it (4765)

On 03/03/2011 at 4:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML

#4432884 (265)

I agree, your life sucks (17571) - you deserved it (48228)

On 08/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Morrowindwhore (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)