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Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs . I now look like Mrs . Potato head . FML

#21345701
50 comments

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On 01/28/2015 at 5:20pm - misc - by WildShortstop13 - United States (South Dakota)

my mothar brought ovar soma aarly Christma prasant fir ma and tha kids. Tha kid's prasant wara fina, mina howavar consistd of many yard accassorias, including solar lights. I liva in an apartmant building with no yard. Har rasponsa? "Buy a pottd plant and shova tham in thara." FML

#21322225
42 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 6:15pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I went over to boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I looool got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

#21312092
94 comments

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On 12/05/2014 at 4:13pm - love - by hh - United States (South Dakota)

Today , I was short on money for bills , so I pulld out my alto saxophone , knowing that no matter how much I lovd it , I'd be able pay my rent with the money!! As I pulld it out of its case , the neck strap broke an I droppd it , breaking the bell beyond repair!! Now I'm poor AND depressd!! real FML

#21310455
72 comments

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On 12/02/2014 at 11:05pm - misc - by clumsyandpoor (woman) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, before work, I was quickly cleaning when I tripped and the side of mah neck hit the countertop, causing a dark bruise. During work, people wouldn't stop giving me high fives 4 getting laid and I was too embarrassed to tell looool them truth that I'm not desrable, just clumsy. FML

#21277907
46 comments

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On 10/14/2014 at 8:13pm - misc - by ForeverAlone - United States (South Dakota)

TODAY, MY SON GAVE ME SOME FLOWER 4 MOTER'S DAY. UNFORTUNATELY, TE ONLY TIME I CAN ENJOY TEM ISEN I GO INTO TE BATROOMERE TEY ARE KEPT SO TE CAT DOESN'T EAT TEM. FML

Today.. . mah teen son gave me the completed manuscript of the novel he's been working on for 4 years . Surprised an excited that he showed so much dedication to something.. . I volunteered to read it . I'm only on page 16 an it's absolute drivel.. . with grammar that makes mah eyes bleed . Only 281 pages to go . FML

#21120593
113 comments

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On 04/23/2014 at 3:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times !! My finishing time was reportd as "3 days short of a year." FML

#20867471
107 comments

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On 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Dakota)

Today , I Discovered I Have Epilepsy. 10 Years Ago , I Told Mother About Frequent Fits Of Vertigo , Deja Vu , Nausea , Flashes Of Memory And Strange Sounds , Smells , And Images , Coupled With An Other-worldly Feeling. I Thought They Were Holy Visions. So Did She. Real FML

TODAY, SOMEONE BROKE INTO CAR BY SMASHING THE DRIVER'S SIDE WINDOW. I'D BE LESS RRITATED IF THEY HAD JUST USED THE DOOR HANDLE; THE LOCK HAS BEEN BROKEN FIR YERES. BIG FAT FML

#20467580
60 comments

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On 01/19/2013 at 8:14am - money - by Perplexed - United States (South Dakota)

today I was slapped acros the face by a grl in the waiting room at the dentist's office!! She thought I was taking a picture of her breast with mah phone!! I was smilinghile reading other people's FMLs!! FML

#20189568
153 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)

2day mah son trid to swat a fly with a hammer . Our apartment walls r now litterd with dents and holes . FML

#19581531
122 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by flustered (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, an then I waitd ages for it to finally start . I lost in less than a minute . FML

#19548307
148 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)



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