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FMLs submitted from South Carolina

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

#19943890
71 comments

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On 07/16/2012 at 2:04am - misc - by SCdriver (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

#19847645
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36699) - you deserved it (2514)

On 06/25/2012 at 10:55pm - money - by stolen-car - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a poop in the background. FML

#19792340
137 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 1:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie theater because I knew no one would text me or call. FML

#19661266
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27374) - you deserved it (4610)

On 05/22/2012 at 7:02am - misc - by Rick - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

#19607447
167 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 2:29pm - love - by cockblocked (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

#19401263
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15721) - you deserved it (25827)

On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

#19314232
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11821) - you deserved it (25579)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by thatswhatsup66 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31962) - you deserved it (2645)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML

#18853580
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25780) - you deserved it (5183)

On 01/19/2012 at 2:45pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

#18760852
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45941) - you deserved it (2523)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

#18565836
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33766) - you deserved it (2852)

On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML

#18472242
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35193) - you deserved it (8646)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML

#17891002
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9495) - you deserved it (43105)

On 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by hardtoignore - United States (South Carolina)



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