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FMLs submitted from Sogn og Fjordane

Today, I had a proper look at myself in the mirror. I have recently lost 5 lbs. Turns out that it mainly shows on my boob. Not boobs. Boob. Right one only. FML

Today, Muse cancelled their upcoming show in Oslo. I bought my sold-out tickets on the black market for double the retail price, and have no way of getting my money back. FML

#20184120
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I agree, your life sucks (11605) - you deserved it (37419)

On 11/29/2012 at 4:12pm - misc - by faen (man) - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27824) - you deserved it (2132)

On 12/13/2011 at 8:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)



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