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Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

#21295011
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I agree, your life sucks (34826) - you deserved it (2812)

On 11/08/2014 at 9:36pm - misc - by ItGirl - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)

Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25065) - you deserved it (4829)

On 08/19/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by youre dumped shitforbrain (woman) - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)



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