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Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13398) - you deserved it (27795)

On 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm - misc - by Hannah - Ireland (Sligo)

Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32217) - you deserved it (3927)

On 07/18/2010 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by 4fucksake (woman) - Ireland (Sligo)



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