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FMLs submitted from Sjelland

Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML

#18825531 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (7070) - you deserved it (914)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:18pm - misc - by Lea (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

#16675127 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (24847) - you deserved it (2024)

On 06/15/2011 at 9:37am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML

#14798107 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (34229) - you deserved it (3128)

On 02/01/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by peachmelba (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)



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