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FMLs submitted from Shropshire

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML

I agree, your life sucks (8568) - you deserved it (33232)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Shropshire)

Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18006) - you deserved it (4164)

On 01/04/2010 at 5:29pm - health - by meh (woman) - United Kingdom (Shropshire)



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