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Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

#2583409
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I agree, your life sucks (52244) - you deserved it (7780)

On 06/03/2009 at 10:14pm - misc - by canadiankc (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML

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30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41558) - you deserved it (4948)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by kiwi (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)



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