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FMLs submitted from Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

#19482907 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (17493) - you deserved it (2318)

On 04/17/2012 at 6:52am - misc - by Wrongword - China (Shanghai)

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

#17634135 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (8113) - you deserved it (1223)

On 09/01/2011 at 6:14am - misc - by Anonymous - China (Shanghai)

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

#15205906 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (18080) - you deserved it (6741)

On 03/05/2011 at 10:46am - work - by deliveryboy - China (Shanghai)

Today, I got my medical checkup back. Apparently, I'm diagnosed with a liver condition generally found in alcoholics. I've never drank in my life. FML

#2043570 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (49098) - you deserved it (2320)

On 05/18/2009 at 4:48am - health - by esk (man) - China (Shanghai)

Today, a couple of mates and me have a reservation on this fancy restaurant to celebrate Chinese New Year. I found out that 80% of our money goes to the wine tasting event that they have, a free flow of gorgeous, decent wine all around. I'm allergic to fruit. I'll stick to my 20RMB water bottle. FML

#2482 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (9566) - you deserved it (1594)

On 01/24/2009 at 8:36pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (22988) - you deserved it (4015)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, like any other day I struggled to put my boots on, went to pee and noticed my pants were covered in what looked like a green dust. I touched it, sniffed it, and it smelled utterly horrendous. So I took my boots off again only to find that one of my cats had took a dump in one of them. FML

#1182 (25)

I agree, your life sucks (9357) - you deserved it (1288)

On 01/15/2009 at 3:05am - animals - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

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