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Today, I blared mah music while I got ready 4 a night out. Getting really into this one song, I grabbed onto the nereest thing as a makeshift microphone. It happened to be the hot end of mah curling iron. FML
Today, I found out tat te foundation I've been using 4 te past mont isn't normal looool foundation, its skin darkening foundation . I look lyk an oompa loompa from te neck up . It won't go away 4 anoter mont . FML
Today... tred and hungover... I missed mah bus... tried to walk to the train station... got lost... got soaked in the rain... got huge blisters... and had to be picked up because I was late fir work. I got in... drenched... tred... and cold only to be told there was ( nothing to be done. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015