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FMLs submitted from Scottish Borders

Today, I blared my music while I got ready for a night out. Getting really into this one song, I grabbed onto the nearest thing as a makeshift microphone. It happened to be the hot end of my curling iron. FML

#13998989 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (6217) - you deserved it (24060)

On 11/27/2010 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders)

Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML

#12518999 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (7047) - you deserved it (20605)

On 08/14/2010 at 12:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders)

Today, tired and hungover, I missed my bus, tried to walk to the train station, got lost, got soaked in the rain, got huge blisters, and had to be picked up because I was late for work. I got in, drenched, tired, and cold only to be told there was "nothing to be done." FML

#6105050 (52)

I agree, your life sucks (20083) - you deserved it (6687)

On 11/01/2009 at 5:12pm - work - by KenWhatIMean (woman) - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders)

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