Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 1:31am - love - by Doy (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML
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On 12/07/2011 at 11:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 11:02pm - misc - by Meowingtons500 - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "FRIED" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML
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On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
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On 10/21/2011 at 3:39am - misc - by drunkboysgf - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Krystyn Gareau - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I received a phone call at work about an emergency and I had to come home immediately. I arrived to find that no one had been hurt and the house hadn't burned down. The "emergency" was my mom ran out of milk and cigarettes. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 3:48pm - misc - by A (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 4:49pm - misc - by Larz (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, and have little brown streaks. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 10:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)
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