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Today, I was talking dirty to my long-distance lover while touching myself, when a cockroach fell from my ceiling and landed on the hand I was molesting myself with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46693) - you deserved it (15673)

On 10/10/2013 at 11:40am - intimacy - by DisgustinglyFrustrated - Argentina (Santa Fe)

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27554) - you deserved it (2813)

On 12/03/2010 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina (Santa Fe)



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