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FMLs submitted from San Jose

Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML

#8548832 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (21239) - you deserved it (1015)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML

#6774079 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (44376) - you deserved it (1541)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by barri (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes she said with a sigh of relief "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML

#1142884 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (48641) - you deserved it (2903)

On 04/20/2009 at 12:51am - love - by mildver (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, I got to Costa Rica for my first vacation in five years. I immediately rented a scooter for the week after checking into my prepaid, no refunds, hotel. On the way back from the rental agency I hit a pothole and broke my leg and ripped the skin off my foot. I'm flying home tomorrow. FML

#91860 (38)

I agree, your life sucks (33533) - you deserved it (2323)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Dale (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)