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Today, for the first time in weeks, my wife felt frisky, and we started fooling around. Half-way through undressing me, she bolted out, claiming she had the shits. About five minutes later, she tearfully called out from the bathroom, begging me to bring her a fresh roll of toilet paper. FML

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On 02/03/2013 at 6:04pm - love - by FUCK GOD (man) - Argentina (Salta)



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