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Today.. . my husband an I arrived in Barbados on vacation . We visited a club.. . an they had a selection of drinks with weird names . My husband ordered one called the Raging Bitch.. . flicked his finger towards me.. . an said to the barkeeper.. . ( Might as well get something I'm used to . )
at a Christmas party , crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response stupid brain could think of was , "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML
Friday 27 March 2015