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Today... mah nineteen year old daughter handed me a book on raising children and said "Maybe you'll do better next time." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46331) - you deserved it (14864)

On 06/10/2014 at 4:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today.. . my husband an I arrived in Barbados on vacation . We visited a club.. . an they had a selection of drinks with weird names . My husband ordered one called the Raging Bitch.. . flicked his finger towards me.. . an said to the barkeeper.. . ( Might as well get something I'm used to . )

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On 08/04/2013 at 12:45pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

at a Christmas party , crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response stupid brain could think of was , "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27319) - you deserved it (12895)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)



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