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FMLs submitted from Saint Andrew

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49818) - you deserved it (5646)

On 12/27/2013 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48220) - you deserved it (4218)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)



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