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Today, my friend set up a profile for me on an adult dating site as a surprise. It was a surprise alright. The picture he set as my avatar was one of me stark naked, which I sent to my ex shortly before he dumped me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38158) - you deserved it (8746)

On 07/20/2013 at 1:43pm - misc - by .............. (woman) - Germany (Saarland)

Today, I returned to Germany for a break from my studies abroad. I got lost while out for groceries, so I tried asking a guy for directions. I went totally blank and strained to think of the right words, prompting him to mutter about rude foreigners not bothering to learn the local language. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22887) - you deserved it (4777)

On 12/30/2012 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Saarland)



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