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FMLs submitted from Rogaland

Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

#20455279
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26631) - you deserved it (6190)

On 01/12/2013 at 12:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML

#20187008
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18720) - you deserved it (1813)

On 12/01/2012 at 6:54pm - love - by allbrokeup (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

#8801488
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27443) - you deserved it (3953)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:18pm - misc - by uHazFailedTotall - Norway (Rogaland)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I'm travelling to England for an important meeting. I'm Norwegian, and my name is Bård. I have to introduce myself as bored the whole day, because that's how my name is pronounced. FML

#6662033
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26047) - you deserved it (2015)

On 12/08/2009 at 7:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)



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