Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML
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On 08/25/2009 at 10:17am - love - by sickened (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)
Today, it was graduation day, and the very first time I'm hosting an event. When I got on stage, I stared at the audience for a good 5 seconds, then I fainted. FML
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On 06/05/2009 at 6:48am - misc - by Emcee (man) - Philippines (Rizal)
Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML
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On 03/07/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by astroloser (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)
Today, I was instructed by my boss to welcome the 2 new foreign business partners since I am the only one who could speak their language. When they arrived I greeted them in their language. One of them scratched his head and asked his companion in plain and clear English, "What did he say?" FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 1:21am - misc - by Salaryman (man) - Philippines (Rizal)
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by imwrong (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)
Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 6:30am - misc - by touched (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)
Today, we received a wedding invitation from a couple who are renting an apartment from us. They have not paid rent for the last several months. My father is listed as "principal sponsor". FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 5:16am - money - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)
Today, my boss replied-to-all to a memo I sent, wherein he states that "Filipino" should be spelled with a double P. He spells his nationality with a double R. He's from Morocco. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)
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