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FMLs submitted from Richmond upon Thames

Today, I got turned down by my dream job because their rival company happens to be called my exact name. I'm now known as "The Spy". FML


I agree, your life sucks (22102) - you deserved it (1383)

On 10/15/2015 at 4:44pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)

Today, my mum begged me to let her put fake nails on me to practice for her styling exam. I've been sitting on the toilet for the past half an hour trying to figure out how to wipe without damaging something. FML

Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML


I agree, your life sucks (9518) - you deserved it (53351)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)

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