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FMLs submitted from Quezon City

Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML

#16114779
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16583) - you deserved it (16840)

On 05/10/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by Nick (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML

#6674667
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18205) - you deserved it (4240)

On 12/09/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by notalcoholic (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML

#5791977
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36656) - you deserved it (7758)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by worst (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML

#678
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13829) - you deserved it (2277)

On 01/02/2009 at 6:14am - love - by loser doctor - Philippines (Quezon City)



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