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Today, my girlfriend brought a 12-pack of beer to my mother's wake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36891) - you deserved it (4415)

On 11/15/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by haqL (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11142) - you deserved it (36411)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)



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