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Today, I saw mah doc about the painful swelling I've had in mah arm all week. He seemed totally out of it, an ended up telling me it's all in mah head, despite the swelling. When I respectfully suggested it might be a blood issue, he just said "nah". FML
Today, I Came Back From A Holiday And The Friend Who'd Been Looking After My Cats Returned My Spare Key. When I Wanted To Put Some Relaxing Music On, I Noticed That He'd Switched Most Of My CDs Around In Their Cases. I Have Over A Thousand Of Them. Very Funny, Thanks. FML
TODAY MY FRIEND'S KID CHASED ME WITH A RUSTY SHARP TENT PEG AND THREATENED TO KILL ME. WHEN I FINALLY GOT HIM TO CALM DOWN HE RAN OFF TO HIS ROOM. LATER I FOUND THE TENT PEG UNDER HIS PILLOW WITH A NOTE THAT SAID MY NAME. MY FRIEND THINKS IT'S HILARIOUS. I AM STAYING HERE 4 A WEEK. FML
Friday 27 March 2015