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Yesterday, I found out the bd I sleep in is the bd I was concievd in!! FML

Today... I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments an subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable... she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

#19449584
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On 04/11/2012 at 12:46pm - work - by Spudzy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, MAH MORNING SICKNESS DECIDD TO SHOW ITSELF EVERY TIME I SMELL COFFEE. I WORK AT A COFFEE SHOP. FML

TODAY, I WENT TO MAH FIRST MEETING AT THE UNIVERSITY WOMEN'S GROUP, EXCITD TO BECOME A MORE INVOLVD FEMINIST . THE FIRST ITEM ON THE MEETING'S AGENDA? THE UPCOMING BAKE SALE . FML

#19415450
71 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mum cleand room. When I got home she yelld at me 4 having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

#19305952
299 comments

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On 03/19/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by rahrahcakes (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw mah doc about the painful swelling I've had in mah arm all week. He seemed totally out of it, an ended up telling me it's all in mah head, despite the swelling. When I respectfully suggested it might be a blood issue, he just said "nah". FML

#19288691
113 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 1:24pm - health - by jarv49 (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothe with the Playboy logo all over them. FML

#19152626
161 comments

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On 02/24/2012 at 8:26am - kids - by Joanne (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I Came Back From A Holiday And The Friend Who'd Been Looking After My Cats Returned My Spare Key. When I Wanted To Put Some Relaxing Music On, I Noticed That He'd Switched Most Of My CDs Around In Their Cases. I Have Over A Thousand Of Them. Very Funny, Thanks. FML

#19148327
134 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 6:52pm - misc - by Veryfunny (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second , due to blind panic , was oncoming traffic. mega FML

#19072252
79 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY MY FRIEND'S KID CHASED ME WITH A RUSTY SHARP TENT PEG AND THREATENED TO KILL ME. WHEN I FINALLY GOT HIM TO CALM DOWN HE RAN OFF TO HIS ROOM. LATER I FOUND THE TENT PEG UNDER HIS PILLOW WITH A NOTE THAT SAID MY NAME. MY FRIEND THINKS IT'S HILARIOUS. I AM STAYING HERE 4 A WEEK. FML

#19046933
156 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I Actually Took Pleasure In Sniffing Mah Armpits After 2 Days Of Not Showering. FML

#18783531
198 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... Mah Dad Took Me To The 'Super Butcher'. It's Basically A Warehouse Turnd Into A Giant... Walk-in Meat Freezer... Complete With Headless Pig Carcasses. I'm A Vegetarian. FML

Today, at the point of orgasm, my looool boyfriend screamd out, ( Is this all there is?! ) then rolld over and stard blankly at the cieling without speaking for ages . This happens a lot . FML

#18335372
183 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 8:57am - intimacy - by Jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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