Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 5:17pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by Capteen (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 12:46pm - work - by Spudzy (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my morning sickness decided to show itself every time I smell coffee. I work at a coffee shop. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 9:52pm - health - by GothicAngel17 - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women's group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting's agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by rahrahcakes (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I saw my doc about the painful swelling I've had in my arm all week. He seemed totally out of it, and ended up telling me it's all in my head, despite the swelling. When I respectfully suggested it might be a blood issue, he just said "nah". FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 1:24pm - health - by jarv49 (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 8:26am - kids - by Joanne (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I came back from a holiday and the friend who'd been looking after my cats returned my spare key. When I wanted to put some relaxing music on, I noticed that he'd switched most of my CDs around in their cases. I have over a thousand of them. Very funny, thanks. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 6:52pm - misc - by Veryfunny (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I actually took pleasure in sniffing my armpits after 2 days of not showering. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my dad took me to the 'Super Butcher'. It's basically a warehouse turned into a giant, walk-in meat freezer, complete with headless pig carcasses. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 3:49am - animals - by frostedmist (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
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