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FMLs submitted from Queensland

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

#35910
47 comments

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On 02/13/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Kulcha (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

#4977
40 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
90 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML

#2234
32 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I catch the train and I am forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumps off one stop before mine. A little old lady jumps on so I shuffle over so she can sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train i notice my pants are wet with smelly dude's piss. FML

#1978
17 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 2:25am - work - by fr1day - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

#1959
24 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by sore - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I have to be at work with a smile on my face, whilst sitting next to the asshole that dumped me last week. FML

#1869
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19411) - you deserved it (4667)

On 01/20/2009 at 10:16am - work - by Heartbroken - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had to sit here for 8 hours copying and pasting thousands of product codes on a frigging spreadsheet. My job title is not data entry, I'm a graphic designer. FML

#1791
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17619) - you deserved it (2265)

On 01/19/2009 at 8:23pm - work - by Lincoln - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra Oh. FML

#1774
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7368) - you deserved it (14321)

On 01/19/2009 at 6:12pm - love - by Noname - Australia (Queensland)



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