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Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I catch the train and I am forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumps off one stop before mine. A little old lady jumps on so I shuffle over so she can sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train i notice my pants are wet with smelly dude's piss. FML

#1978
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23874) - you deserved it (1700)

On 01/21/2009 at 2:25am - work - by fr1day - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

#1959
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24122) - you deserved it (1955)

On 01/20/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by sore - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I have to be at work with a smile on my face, whilst sitting next to the asshole that dumped me last week. FML

#1869
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19377) - you deserved it (4659)

On 01/20/2009 at 10:16am - work - by Heartbroken - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had to sit here for 8 hours copying and pasting thousands of product codes on a frigging spreadsheet. My job title is not data entry, I'm a graphic designer. FML

#1791
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17570) - you deserved it (2261)

On 01/19/2009 at 8:23pm - work - by Lincoln - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra Oh. FML

#1774
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7360) - you deserved it (14293)

On 01/19/2009 at 6:12pm - love - by Noname - Australia (Queensland)



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