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Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of thehole college on the recent floods in Queensland!! Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders,hen we get knockd down, we get back up" I stumbld and said "We are Queenslanders,hen we get knockd up..." FML

#14955140
73 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, in tha middla of tha night, my fiancé startad yalling gibbarish in his slaap. Whan I triad to waka him, ha punchad ma squara in tha faca. FML

#14842863
64 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 7:05pm - misc - by nosleep (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today I got home from mah holidays to find mah flatmate has moved his girlfriend in without asking me. Not only does she walk around naked she has also redecorated the rooms. FML

#14752507
249 comments

Today, I ad my first job interview in monts. Te interviewer started by introducing erself and asking ow I was. I got caugt between introducing myself and telling er ow I was and replied "I'm Kate tanks". mega FML

#14574476
59 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 2:51am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out tat my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes im feel special . real FML

#14406610
127 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 6:11am - love - by ohemmgeee (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I was taking my earring out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

#14382441
148 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 1:13pm - health - by caempa (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday, on my way home from a Christmas party, the cab I was in was hit in the side. After making sure everyone was okay, the cab driver informd me that I'd still have to pay the cab fare, which he'd kept running. FML

my six year old told me I have a big nose . When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
294 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriand broka up wit ma by sanding ma a taxt. Sa was sitting rigt basida ma on a 10 our car trip, and tara was still 6 mora ours to go. FML

#14104708
120 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 5:37am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

2day I went into labor with my first child, an as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in looool World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
365 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday, a middle-agd woman cummd into the shoe shop where I work, and askd me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she bootd me in the face while we trid to get them on. FML

#13933361
71 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

yesterday was girlfriend's birthday !! I plannd it to perfection: we went shopping, bowling, had lunch in a nice Italian restaurant, watchd a French comedy, walkd by the river !! She also got many presents !! Tonight, I was exhaustd but happy for her.!! !! until she told me her birthday is tomorrow !! mega FML

#13830674
134 comments

Today, ma moter keyed ma car cuz I wouldn't invite er looool into ma ome and get er a cup of tea, so se could continue screaming tat se was going to kill me wile I tried to feed ma 4 mont old daugter. Te last time I got er a cup of tea se trew it in ma face. mega FML



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