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Today... I was checking into a hotel with mah boyfriend. A few minutes after we get to our room... the cops show up to our door asking to see some ID from the both of us. The hotel staff had called the cops on us cuz they thought I was underage and he was going to molest me. I'm 21 and he is 24. FML

#5419115
84 comments

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On 09/22/2009 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got a client who orderd ice cream. She seemd really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I askd if she wantd peanuts fir an additional looool 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I addd them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

#5387856
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10169) - you deserved it (100871)

On 09/21/2009 at 2:06am - love - by FreeOfCharge (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went on a blind date !! We had agred on meeting in front of a park !! Thinking I was there first, I textd her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep !! SHE was the "fat chick." FML

#5292418
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20944) - you deserved it (97119)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY, WHEN I ARRIVD AT WORK, I WAS GREETD BY MY GORGEOU CO-WORKER TELLING ME MY RD SHIRT LOOKD AWESOME ON ME . BEFORE I COULD COMPLIMENT HER, SHE ADDD THE COLOR WAS FITTING PERFECTLY WITH MY ACNE.. . I HEARD A COUPLE OF GIGGLE AROUND ME . FML

#4835743
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44611) - you deserved it (3209)

On 08/26/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by 1nfected (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah cat head-buttd me awake as usual!! I reachd to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touchd!! It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweld rat he held in his jaws!! FML

#4781162
135 comments

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On 08/24/2009 at 9:38am - animals - by CatLady (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter 4 this grl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admrer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxiou to finish the letter that I ended up writing mah name at the bottom. FML

#4563913
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10613) - you deserved it (48623)

On 08/16/2009 at 1:17am - love - by footyfallout (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was working looool at the theater as an Usher. A man comes up to me and gives me his ticket. At the same time, he takes a sip of water and suddenly felt the need to sneeze. The water cummed out from his nose and landed all over my face. I was covered with his mucus and had to wish him a good movie. FML

#4562755
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37457) - you deserved it (2262)

On 08/16/2009 at 12:31am - misc - by Tiff676 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them!! In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother r gay!! FML

#4379475
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17920) - you deserved it (76297)

On 08/08/2009 at 3:18am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY AFTER A GREAT NIGHT OF SEXUAL PLEASURE I RAN TO ANSWER THE DOOR. THE ANGRY WOMAN STANDING THERE INTRODUCD HERSELF. ''HI I'M YOUR NIEGHBOR. MY SEVEN YEAR OLD SON'S BEDROOM IS JUST NEXT TO YOURS AN WHEN YOU SCREAM AT NIGHT HE GETS SCARD. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD KEEP IT DOWN?'' FML

#4228072
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43855) - you deserved it (30653)

On 08/02/2009 at 11:12am - intimacy - by kmb04 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got into a car accident. The car I hit belong to my girlfriend's father. We never met before. He believe strongly in ( first impressions. ) big fat FML

#4153520
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40506) - you deserved it (6213)

On 07/30/2009 at 3:20am - love - by LevKin (man) - Canada (Quebec) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today... I was short shifted at work because one of mah employee's decided not to show up. Furious... I wrote her up and made predetermined judgments about her. When she came in... I went off on her for being absent and leaving me stuck. She then informed me her mom tried to commit suicide. FML

#4142083
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10259) - you deserved it (55213)

On 07/29/2009 at 7:49pm - misc - by Toast514 - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML

Today... I was in te gas station and I saw tis creepy lady staring at me and smiling. Se just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let er know tat I saw er staring at me. Finally I decidd to confront te woman... turns out te overly appy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

#3763600
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13285) - you deserved it (62200)

On 07/15/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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