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Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

#8789
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39816) - you deserved it (2992)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:40pm - kids - by teach - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML

#8356
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8219) - you deserved it (31817)

On 02/04/2009 at 4:05pm - health - by BritneyFink (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML

#2012
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11833) - you deserved it (1944)

On 01/21/2009 at 7:36am - love - by Noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I did a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months work file helped make the best sausages I've ever done. FML

#164
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10872) - you deserved it (5075)

On 10/30/2008 at 10:51am - work - by Sam - Canada (Quebec)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50094) - you deserved it (2521)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)



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