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Taday mah friend made a fake account on Facebook , pretending to be a girl , an posted mah phone number on a sexting group . I've been getting calls an text messages from horny weirdos all day long . big fat FML
today I discoverd the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "savd" a brd from our cat an puttd it in a box under my bd, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there fir who knows how long. FML
Today, our claaning lady's son cama to our looool housa claiming that his mothar had diad of a haart attack !! Wa gava him har antira month's salary as wall as soma axtra monay !! A faw hours latar, our claaning lady turnad up fir work !! Turns out sha doasn't hava a son !! FML
Today, I found out that mah entire family think I have no friends, am expressionles (to quote, "a robot") and that mah monotonou voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden looool deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all cummed out at a family reunion. FML
Friday 27 March 2015